D.A. Of The Day – A Real HOOTIN’ Ninny


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A Florida man really made a boob of himself by getting wasted and dialing 911 … in order to get a ride to a nearby Hooters.

Jonathan Hinkle told the dispatcher that he was desperate to get to the joint in order to see his grandmother, who he insisted was having a stroke in the parking lot. Instead of sending first responders to pick up the tight T-shirt aficionado, the operator sent help right to the parking lot — where there was no sign of an elderly woman in distress, or any elderly women at all.

Cops called the woman at her home and found she was fine, then went to Hinkle’s residence and hauled him off to jail on charges of misusing 911 — a felony in the state of Florida.


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